The Risk-Mitigation Strategy All Telehealth Brands Need

We Build & Scale A Compliant Acquisition System For Telehealth Brands With Pre-Sell Funnels That Drive High-LTV Customers

Protect Against Shutdowns, Bans, Restrictions & Rejections

Cold ad to Health Geek advertorial to brand offer, with the Health Geek page acting as a compliance buffer Three stages left to right: a cold ad on Meta or Google, a Health Geek editorial advertorial enclosed in a dashed compliance buffer, and the brand offer page. Beneath each stage a caption explains what it contributes: policy pre-screened before launch, third-party authority rather than brand claims, and brand assets kept two clicks away. Compliance buffer Cold ad Meta or Google Health Geek Editorial advertorial Brand offer Intake and checkout Policy pre-screened before launch Third-party authority not brand claims Brand assets stay two clicks away

Telehealth brands are under immense compliance pressure — scaling without guardrails internally, with agencies and with affiliates. After spending $200M+ working with some of the biggest health brands, dealing with compliance challenges for a decade plus, we built the system that solves the biggest problem in the industry: compliant customer acquisition that doesn't put your brand and marketing partners at risk. Our compliant acquisition system — centered on our owned media asset Health Geek — is designed to run as a bolt-on acquisition engine for telehealth and DTC peptide brands only.

We only take on brands we know we can scale. If that's you, we'll know in 15 minutes.

Health Geek advertorial: Taking Biotin But Still Losing Hair? 5 Likely Reasons Why

We've Acquired Hundreds Of Thousands Of Customers For These Brands

Remedy Meds
Rugiet
Keeps
Medvi
Onnit
Cheech & Chongs
Futur Health
DirectMeds
$200M+
Revenue generated
200K+
Customers acquired
$100M+
Ad spend

Compliance Has Tightened — A LOT. You Need A Risk Mitigation Layer.

Ad account restriction notice with disapproved campaigns and the cost of going offline A red account-restriction banner above a table of three disapproved campaigns, with three tiles showing paused spend, days offline and patients lost. Ad account restricted from advertising This account can no longer run ads. Active campaigns have been paused while we review compliance with health and medical advertising policy. Campaign Status GLP-1 — Cold — Advertorial v4 Disapproved GLP-1 — Retarget — Static Disapproved Hair — Prospecting — UGC 02 Disapproved Spend paused $412k Days offline 23 Patients lost 1,840

You've been here before. You hire an ads agency that says they "specialize in health brands." They run your campaigns. Performance plateaus — common, but easy to fix.

Or worse, your accounts get flagged for health claims your last agency assured you was fine — not to mention everyone's advertising status is now at risk. Then, the whole issue begins to cascade to the business manager, profile and brand level.

Layer in working with affiliates — running in the wild, pushing the boundaries and toeing the line of compliance daily on your brand reputation.

How do we know?

We've sat on both sides of the fence for 10+ years as major drivers to many of the biggest brands in telehealth that you know. There aren't many we haven't worked with.

When the conversation turns to compliance, you've got bigger problems — we're talking legal issues.

Now you need to pull way back, start cutting affiliates and making your messaging super vanilla and what happens?

CPA sky rockets.

So, what do you do?

You try to optimize the offer. You go looking for a funnel builder. They hand you a pre-sell page in a week. You plug it into your existing campaigns. It doesn't move the needle the way they promised.

Your ad agency says the page isn't converting cold traffic. Your funnel agency says the traffic quality is the problem. You're in the middle, bleeding budget, watching your CPA climb, wondering who's actually accountable for anything.

This is the gap and it's piled into this compliance gray area that exists when you own a health brand that Meta and Google ad policy isn't 100% clear about how the ad policy works.

The seam between all of this is where performance dies.

Problem #1

The Compliance Landmine

One flagged ad, one non-compliant landing page, one account-level restriction — and you're offline for weeks, maybe months. Most agencies learn your compliance landscape without a strategy or a plan in place on your budget — meanwhile everyone is at risk.

Problem #2

Generic Ad Strategy

Everyone copies each other. There's very little differentiation among offerings because no one owns the product. That makes brand differentiation difficult. That's why our Health Geek Advertorials are so powerful. You leverage our 3rd party authority (Health Geek) across unique angles built & scaled by a team that has pretty much seen it all (Us).

Problem #3

The Orphaned Account

When affiliate campaigns underperform, media buyers create a finger-pointing dynamic and they're gone faster than the wind because the system isn't designed for anyone to be loyal. No one owns the outcome because it's no one's outcome to own.

Leverage Health Geek's Authority To Acquire High LTV Customers

We Don't Just Run Ads. We Own the Channel Your Patients Use to Decide.

Health Geek is our consumer-facing media property: independent, deep research-driven reviews and comparisons of telehealth providers across GLP-1, hair loss, TRT, ED and more. Real analysis, real breakdowns — the kind of content patients actually read before they book a consultation and buy.

Health Geek attracts high-intent patients already in buying mode — evaluating providers, comparing programs, ready to act — the type of patients who stick and last.

Our clients get access to a channel that no other agency owns, because no other marketing partner built it. It's not paid placement. Think of Health Geek for health like Nerd Wallet is for finance. It's editorial authority to an audience that our research tells us converts — and it's part of how we understand the patient journey from the inside out.

Health Geek advertorial: Remedy Meds vs. Mochi Health vs. Ro GLP-1 provider comparison
GLP-1 · Provider comparison

See The Live Remedy Advertorial →

Health Geek advertorial: Taking Biotin But Still Losing Hair? 5 Likely Reasons Why
Hair loss · Five reasons why

See The Live Keeps Advertorial →

Health Geek advertorial: 5 Reasons Your Highly Recommended Magnesium Didn't Help You Sleep
Sleep · Magnesium

See The Live Organics Ocean Advertorial →

Health Geek Is The Industry-Specific Authority Angle Your Brand Is Lacking

  • Intent-matched traffic from patients actively comparing providers
  • Editorial credibility that your ads can't replicate
  • Real patient language that feeds directly into our advertorial strategy
  • A distribution channel your competitors are not in
Affiliates

Media Buying Affiliate Risk

Affiliates will cut corners to get the cheapest conversion because that's what you're asking them to do. That means toeing the line of compliance, which puts your brand at risk.

  • Messaging claims that lead to shut down or legal issues
  • Promises in ads that create disgruntled customers
  • Send bad traffic that doesn't drive LTV
Our Advantage

Authority Prospects Can Trust

We create a compliance buffer that brings completely new and unique angles you can't advertise as "the brand" with intent-matched traffic from patients actively comparing providers.

  • Educated buyers are committed to the outcome = LTV
  • Compliant messaging built on research not false claims
  • Editorial credibility that your ads can't replicate

We Build & Scale A Compliant Acquisition System That Drives High-LTV Customers

Cold ad to Health Geek advertorial to brand offer, with the Health Geek page acting as a compliance buffer Three stages left to right: a cold ad on Meta or Google, a Health Geek editorial advertorial enclosed in a dashed compliance buffer, and the brand offer page. Beneath each stage a caption explains what it contributes: policy pre-screened before launch, third-party authority rather than brand claims, and brand assets kept two clicks away. Compliance buffer Cold ad Meta or Google Health Geek Editorial advertorial Brand offer Intake and checkout Policy pre-screened before launch Third-party authority not brand claims Brand assets stay two clicks away

Pre-Sell Advertorials Written for Cold Traffic

We don't write pages that feel like ads. We write long-form native articles that intercept cold clicks — readers who've never heard of your brand — and walk them from skeptic to ready-to-book. Every page is built on deep market research: the exact fears, desires, and language your target patient uses, mined before we write a single headline.

Paid Media Managed on Both Meta and Google

Meta and Google operate under different policy frameworks for health and telehealth brands. We manage both — with channel-specific compliance strategy, account architecture designed to protect core account health, and a unified media plan calibrated to the same CPA and LTV targets — all run from Health Geek branded pages.

The Telehealth Compliance Acquisition Protocol

Not "compliant creative." A documented, end-to-end compliance system built specifically for this category. Every asset pre-screened, every campaign structured to survive policy review, every escalation path mapped before it's needed — all from our Compliance SOP.

Optimized for Patient LTV — Not Just Acquisition

We understand the telehealth unit economics. A cheap lead who doesn't convert to a subscription isn't a win — it's a waste. We optimize for the patients who stay, not just the patients who start. The patients who stay are the ones who are committed to the result. They are the ones doing their research, and that's where Health Geek comes in. That means building acquisition systems calibrated to your LTV model from day one.

Compliance Isn't a Claim. It's a System.

Every agency says they create "compliant creative." We all know ad creative that toes the line is what drives the big results — the exact type of messaging that puts that partner at risk and your brand at risk. Here's what "compliant creative" actually means in practice when compliance is a system — built from our internal Compliance SOP with specific policies for GLP-1, ED, TRT, NAD and more.

Compliance SOP claims review table with non-compliant copy and approved rewrites A claims review table pairing three pieces of non-compliant ad copy with their approved rewrites, above a three-reviewer sign-off bar marked cleared for launch. Claims review — GLP-1 SOP v4.2 Never run Approved rewrite “Lose 20 lbs in 30 days, guaranteed” “See what a medically supervised program involves” Before and after body photos Lifestyle imagery, no body comparison “Are you struggling with obesity?” No personal-attribute targeting language Sign-off Copy Creative Media Cleared for launch
1

Policy Pre-Screen

Every ad asset — headline, body copy, image, video — is cleared against our Meta Health Advertising Policy and Google Healthcare & Medicines Policy before it ever touches your account. Not after it gets flagged. Before. Three team members verify every ad, every line of copy, all centered around our Compliance SOP. Think do's and don'ts.

2

Account Architecture

Telehealth-specific campaign structures that separate compliant and restricted products, protecting your core account from cross-contamination. Standard account structures designed for ecommerce or supplements will trigger automatic disapprovals in this category. Ours won't. We implement custom event tracking, so conversions aren't flagged as "health and wellness."

3

Landing Page Compliance Review

Your landing page is as much a compliance asset as a conversion asset. Before any campaign goes live, we audit every page against both platform policies and FTC guidelines — so a non-compliant page never puts your account at risk, while we're also implementing our "two clicks away" strategy by inserting Health Geek authority assets in between ads, the prospect and brand assets.

4

Creative Rotation Protocol

Systematic creative refreshes timed to ad fatigue and policy risk windows. We don't wait for performance to drop or for a flag to appear. We rotate before either happens.

5

Escalation Playbook

Even compliant campaigns get reviewed. When they do, you're not waiting for us to figure out what to do — we have written response protocols for Meta and Google escalations specific to telehealth and peptide verticals. Flags get resolved, not waited out.

We Don't Onboard Everyone. Here's How We Decide — And What Happens Next.

Phase 1

Qualification

Before anything else, we determine whether your brand is ready for what we do. We look at your offer economics, your current acquisition data, your compliance history, and your LTV model. If we can't see a clear path to profitable scale for both of us, we'll tell you that — and save you the time.

What we need from you: 15 minutes and honest numbers.
Phase 2

90-Day Sprint: Acquisition Channel Build, Testing & Scale Prep

We build three pre-sell advertorials, starting first with deep research across prospect desires, pain points and objections, comparing your product against your competition for differentiation points. We then build the ad creative strategy, UGC and static creatives, and move on to testing relevant paid channel(s). We run structured tests across angles, audiences, and creative. At the end of the sprint, you get a complete performance analysis: what's working, what's not, and what your CPA and CVR look like at scale. We will also forecast what the path to 100+ patients per day actually requires, your LTV and ROI.

Deliverable: A full acquisition analysis — not a deck full of impressions and CTR. Conversion data, CPA by creative, LTV projections, and a scale roadmap.
Phase 3

Sprint Analysis Report & Consulting Call

The sprint results tell us everything. We will share our SAR report and all of our findings with you and key decision makers on a Consulting Call around day 90. If the numbers work, we begin scaling. If they don't — and CRO changes are needed on your end first — we tell you exactly what needs to happen. We will then structure an Optimization For Scale plan with a deal structure to match.

Phase 4

Win-Win Deal Structure

For most clients (sub 9-figures): Creative Retainer + Performance Commission. We lead creative strategy, build new advertorials, optimize and scale campaigns. Our management fee covers creative and operations, and a performance commission per patient acquired above a baseline that we split across our team. We eat what we kill — our upside is tied to yours.

For highly qualified 9-figure brands with proven LTV and conversion data: after completing Phase 2, highly qualified brands may be eligible for a CPA / commission structure. We run the validation sprint first — Phase 2 determines whether we move into a model where Reason funds media, or whether we identify a different deal structure. We only offer this to brands where the data gives us 110% confidence. If there are tracking issues, new products or offers, and compliance issues on your end, we can instead help you optimize your acquisition for scale, but not on a CPA basis.

Disclaimer: Commission-only arrangements are reserved for 9-figure brands that meet strict qualification criteria with significant product-market fit who are growing rapidly. This is discussed on the strategy call.

Results We've Built for Health Brands Like Yours.

Futur Health
GLP-1 · Weight Loss Telehealth
$45,000,000+
Revenue Contribution
18,000+
Patients acquired

*Revenue contributions are estimates of customers acquired x LTV

Futur Health came to us in the most policy-sensitive category on the internet: compounded GLP-1. Every angle that converts is an angle that can take an account down, and generic agency creative had nowhere left to go. We rebuilt acquisition from the offer up and ran it through Health Geek, so the claims doing the persuading were editorial rather than brand.

What we did: We took the full stack — offer optimization strategy, creative strategy, creative production, media buying, and campaign analysis and insights — and rebuilt the funnel around Health Geek advertorials engineered for cold traffic, with every asset cleared through our Compliance SOP before launch.

What happened: Over 18,000 patients acquired and an estimated $45,000,000+ in revenue contribution — built on campaigns that stayed live, at volume, in the category most agencies can't keep an account open in.

Medvi
GLP-1 · Weight Loss Telehealth
$16,000,000+
Revenue Contribution
9,000+ & Counting
Patients acquired

*Revenue contributions are estimates of customers acquired x LTV

Medvi needed scale without putting a growing telehealth brand at risk. The constraint wasn't budget — it was finding angles aggressive enough to convert cold GLP-1 traffic that wouldn't trip a policy review the week after they started working.

What we did: Full-stack ownership: offer optimization strategy, creative strategy, creative production, media buying, and campaign analysis and insights — with account architecture separating restricted products and Health Geek sitting between the ad and the brand as the compliance buffer.

What happened: 9,000+ patients acquired and counting, with an estimated $16,000,000+ in revenue contribution. The program is still running and still scaling.

Keeps
Hair Loss · Subscription Telehealth
$887,000+
Revenue Contribution
1,232 & Counting
Patients acquired

*Revenue contributions are estimates of customers acquired x LTV

Keeps is a subscription business, which means a cheap lead that cancels in month two is worse than no lead at all. The brief wasn't volume — it was acquiring the patients who actually stay on program.

What we did: Offer optimization strategy, creative strategy, creative production, media buying, and campaign analysis and insights — with Health Geek advertorials built to attract the researcher: the patient comparing providers, reading the detail, and committing to the result before they ever reach the intake form.

What happened: 1,232 patients acquired and counting, with an estimated $887,000+ in revenue contribution — acquired against LTV, not against the cheapest available click.

Onnit
Alpha Brain · Energy & Focus · Supplement
$16,500,000+
Revenue Contribution
55,000+
Customers Acquired

Onnit had brand recognition most companies would trade a decade for, and a cold-traffic ceiling they couldn't get past. Awareness was never the problem. Converting strangers who'd never heard the pitch was.

What we did: Offer optimization strategy, creative strategy, creative production, media buying, and campaign analysis and insights — long-form editorial pre-sell engineered to take a cold reader from skeptic to buyer before they ever hit the product page.

What happened: 55,000+ customers acquired and an estimated $16,500,000+ in revenue contribution, with a halo across Amazon, owned site, and every other channel in the mix.

Organics Ocean
Magnesium · Sleep · Supplement
34%
CPA Reduction
45 Days
Time To Result

Organics Ocean sells into one of the most commoditized categories on the internet. Every magnesium brand makes the same promise, in the same words, to the same audience — so the cost of a customer climbs until the math stops working.

What we did: Offer optimization strategy, creative strategy, creative production, media buying, and campaign analysis and insights — rebuilt around a Health Geek advertorial that reframed the entire category question from which brand to buy to which form of magnesium was ever going to work.

What happened: A 34% reduction in CPA inside 45 days — the same spend, the same product, a materially cheaper customer.

What Our Clients Say About Us

"We've worked with the team here for a few years now and they have driven a significant amount of volume for us at our target CPA, which has brought us thousands of new customers."
Steve Cundif Steve Cundif Co-Founder Cheech & Chongs
"These guys just get it. We've generated $10M+ in growth working with their team. They are a staple to my program."
Matt Dobson Matt Dobson CMO Remedy Meds
"We've acquired more than 100,000+ new customers working with them. The halo affect that has provided to Amazon, our website and all of our other channels is invaluable."
Paul Kalka Paul Kalka Former Head of Growth Onnit

Ready To Leverage Health Geek's Authority To Acquire High LTV Customers?

We don't take on every telehealth brand that applies. We take on brands where we can see the path to profitable scale — for both of us. If you have a proven offer, an LTV model that works, and you're ready to take compliance seriously, let's talk.

The strategy call is 30 minutes. We'll look at your current acquisition data, your compliance history, and your unit economics. If there's a fit, we'll tell you exactly what the sprint looks like and what we expect it to produce. If there isn't, we'll tell you that too.

Book Your Strategy Call

Questions We Get Before the Call.

We've hired agencies before that promised compliance expertise. Why are you different?

Because we don't ask you to take our word for it. On the strategy call, we'll walk you through the Telehealth Compliance Acquisition Protocol in detail — the pre-screen process, the account architecture, the escalation playbook — if you'd like. It's what we train our team on. You can evaluate whether it's more rigorous than the standards you have. Most brands who've been burned tell us within five minutes that what we describe is categorically different from what they experienced.

What does "pre-sell advertorial + paid media as one system" actually mean in practice?

We write long-form native article — styled and formatted to read like editorial content, not like an ad — that intercepts a cold click before it ever reaches your product page. That article does the selling job your product page can't: it educates a skeptical stranger, speaks to their specific fears and desires, and frames your brand as the obvious answer while leveraging our deep research system around Health Geek's positioning authority. Then we run the ads that drive traffic to it. Because we build the page and buy the media, we optimize the whole system together — not two halves of it separately.

Who qualifies for a CPA deal structure?

We only offer this to 9-figure brands that meet strict qualification criteria — because we're the ones taking the risk. The catch, if you can call it that, is that we're highly selective. Brands that don't have proven LTV, a working conversion funnel, tracking issues, and need a ton of build and optimization work, just simply won't qualify for a CPA agreement with us, but we will help you optimize for scale under a different structure. This is discussed in detail on the strategy call.

What verticals do you work in?

We work exclusively in telehealth and DTC health brands — GLP-1 and weight loss, men's health (TRT, ED, hair loss), women's health, and adjacent peptide programs. We don't work in ecommerce, or general DTC. This category is what we know, and it's where our compliance frameworks, advertorial systems, and media playbooks are built.

What if the Performance Validation Sprint doesn't produce the results we need?

Then we give you a complete picture of why — with the data to back it up. The sprint is also a vetting framework for us to see how your brand performs, designed to tell us whether scale is possible, not to guarantee it. If the numbers aren't there, we'll tell you exactly what's blocking performance and what would need to change. You leave with acquisition intelligence you didn't have going in, regardless of outcome.

How quickly do campaigns go live?

Once onboarding begins, we move from onboarding call to first campaign live in approximately 14 days, assuming all required assets and approvals are provided 🙂. We don't have a six-week discovery phase. The sprint starts fast by design — because you're burning budget every day you're not optimizing, and we know it.

Do you only work with large telehealth brands?

The Creative Retainer + CPA model is open to brands doing 7-figures+ in revenue with a initial proven offer and acquisition history. The commission model is reserved for 9-figure brands we can simply plug into with proven LTV data, tracking infrastructure, scale-readiness and compliance protocols. If you're earlier than that, we'll tell you on the call — and we'll tell you what would need to be true for us to work together.